Old people can safely ignore
Organic
foods with no regret
Simply
because they need
All
the preservatives they can get
Friday, 9 July 2021
BEST BEFORE 1980 # 6
AT MY ADVANCED AGE # 2
At my advanced age I find
I
am surprised by something
The
presence of public toilets
Are
worryingly comforting
I ONCE KNEW A GIRL CALLED JO # 2
I once knew a girl called Jo
Jo with the deep voice
Oh how she made me rejoice
She was so very choice
With no Adams apple
I’m
pleased to say
I WAS SUSPICIOUS WHEN HE SPOKE
I was suspicious when he spoke
As
he sounded like a con man
Because
if Teflon is really nonstick
EUREKA, I’VE SEEN THE LIGHT
Eureka, I’ve seen the light
Why
didn’t I see it before
And
all I had to do was
To
open the fridge door
THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE
The English language
Can
be quite absurd
i.e.
why is abbreviation
I HAD A TERRIBLE NIGHTMARE LAST NIGHT
I had a terrible nightmare last night
Which
really wasn’t very nice
Which
left me thinking, what happens
If
you get scared half to death twice?
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