YOU MUST LEAVE LIGHTS ON

You must leave lights on in the buildings

When you lock up and go home at night

For if burglars hurt themselves in the dark

Its certain you’ll be the one in the shite

IF THE TELEPHONE RINGS AT 4AM

 

If the telephone rings at 4am

Thereby disturbing your slumber

Don’t be angry if it’s not for you

It could have been the right number

MY BROTHER DOES NEIGHBOURHOOD WATCH

 

My older brother does neighbourhood watch

In his street and adjoining roads around there

But he’s not keeping the neighbourhood safe

He’s just by nature something of a voyeur

 

I WENT TO THE LOCAL APIARY

 

I went to the local apiary

To buy a dozen bees

But they gave me thirteen

The extra one was a freebee

THERE’S A NEW MOVIE IN PRODUCTION

 

There’s a new movie in production

About a bunch of Comic Art Heisters

Specifically, the work of Mike Mignola

The film is called Steal Mignolas

 

Credit to Selina J @OfSelina

MUM ALWAYS WASHED MY HAIR IN AUSSIE BEER

 

Mum always washed my hair in Aussie beer

And at the time I wasn’t bothered

It wasn't until many years later I discovered

That I had in fact been Fostered

I BOUGHT A CD OF SOOTHING WHALE SONG

 

I bought a CD of soothing whale song

As a chill out evening was planned

But things didn’t work out that way

The CD was by a dolphin tribute band