THE WISDOM OF MY TEENS # 2

 

When I was a teenager

And I wanted to cheer myself up

I found the best way

Was trying to cheer someone else up

HIT FOR SIX

 

A man went to see Doctor Crum

“I've got a cricket ball stuck up my bum.”

“How's that?”

“Don't you start”

ONE MAN AND HIS DOG ONCE AGAIN

The thing that makes men chase women

They have no intention of marrying

Is the same urge that makes dogs

Chase cars they have no intention of driving

CLASS BOOBS

If a brunette, a blonde, and a redhead

Are all together in the third grade

The blonde has the biggest breasts

Because she's eighteen years of age

SILENT SEX

Bunnies don’t make any noise

When they have sex at all

And the simple reason for that

Is they have cotton balls

SCHOOL DAYS

They can only use the car

On Mondays and Wednesdays

In Redneck schools for drivers Ed

And that’s because

On Tuesday Thursday and Friday,

The Sex Education class uses it instead

NEW ANTHEM AHEM

Cuba should have a new national anthem

I know what gets my vote

The new Cuban National Anthem

“Row, Row, Row Your Boat”