It may be better to be a live hyena
Than
a dead lion
But
it’s better and considerably easier
To
be a live lion
Monday, 14 June 2021
DANGEROUS DRIVING
I was driving in my car
At a constant speed
On my left was a valley
Which looked very deep indeed
On my right was a fire engine
Matching my speed
In front was a huge pig
The same size as my car
Which I couldn’t overtake
Behind me but not very far
Was a helicopter flying low
Matching the speed of my car
We all hurtled along at
At the same velocity
When I heard my wife
Shouting at me very loudly
“Get off the Merry-Go-Round
You’re pissed Harvey”
NEW SPEAK
I hate made up words that infest
Our
language, here are some
Trichologists,
Choclotiers
And
Bifidus Digestivum
REVERTING TO TYPE
Mucker's keep on mucking
Suckers
keep on sucking
Truckers
keep on trucking
Bikers
keep on biking
Hikers
keep on hiking
Walkers
keep on walking
Stalkers
keep on stalking
Talkers
keep on talking
Speakers
keep on speaking
Keepers
keep on keeping
Leapers
keep on leaping
Jumpers
keep on jumping
Dumpers
keep on dumping
Slumpers
keep on slumping
Skivers
keep on skiving
Divers
keep on diving
Drivers
keep on driving
Racers
keep on racing
Pacers
keep on pacing
Chasers
keep on chasing
Runners
keep on running
Punners
keep on punning
Gunners
keep on gunning
Shooter
keep on shooting
Scooters
keep on scooting
Looters
keep on looting
Stealers
keep on stealing
Healers
keep on healing
Dealers
keep on dealing
Traders
keep on trading
Faders
keep on fading
Raiders
keep on raiding
Reachers
keep on reaching
Teachers
keep on teaching
Preachers
keep on preaching
Darers
keep on daring
Carers
keep on caring
Sharers
keep on sharing
Copers
keep on coping
Hopers
keep on hoping
Lopers
keep on loping
Rovers
keep on roving
Movers
keep on moving
Lovers
keep on loving
Zippers
keep on zipping
Tippers
keep on tipping
Slippers
keep on slipping
Sliders
keep on sliding
Riders
keep on riding
Hiders
keep on hiding
Shakers
keep on shaking
Makers
keep on making
Takers
keep on taking
Needers
keep on needing
Heeders
keep on heeding
Leaders
keep on lying
ALL-TIME CLASSIC MOVIE FAVOURITES – PSYCHO (1960)
“Psycho” is a horror thriller, Screenplay by Joseph Stefano, based on the Novel by Robert Bloch and Directed by Alfred Hitchcock.
The plot concerns a Phoenix secretary Marion
Crane (Janet Leigh) who is dissatisfied with the way life has treated her, and
unable legitimize her relationship with her married lover Sam Loomis (John
Gavin), she embezzles $40,000 from one of her employer's client when she is
entrusted with depositing the money at the bank.
Seeing it as an opportunity to start a new
life, Marion leaves town and heads towards California, however fatigue sets in
after getting caught in a storm, she gets off the main highway and pulls into
the Bates Motel which is managed by a quiet young man called Norman (Anthony
Perkins) who seems to be dominated by his mother, but is everything as it
appears?
Vera Miles, Martin Balsam and John McIntire
also shine in this classic Hitchcock masterpiece, a film not to be missed.
WHO WHAT WHEN WHERE WHY (15)
Who is killing the great chefs of Europe?
What
a carve up
When
the lights go on again
Where
do we go from here?
Why?
LOVE
When undie’s pass the knees
And
hands go into shirts
Breath
comes in short pants
And
love comes in spurts
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