Monday, 14 June 2021

NOTHING

 

When I was a young man

I started out with nothing

And now that I’m a senior

I still have most of it

CELEBRITY BIG BROTHER

 

It's hard to make a come back

Let me make that clear

It's hard to make a come back

When you haven't been anywhere.

SOLVENT

I’m not a wealthy man

But it's not hard to meet expenses

I find they're everywhere

Which make me very tense

THE HEREAFTER

 

These days, now I’m getting older

I spend a lot of time

Thinking about the hereafter

I go into a room to get something

And when I get there

I think why am I here? And what was I after

BOSS KEY

 

I think you’ll agree that Nothing

Motivates a man not to shirk

More than to see his boss

Putting in an honest day's work

LOVE EQUATION

 

There is a simple equation

That has confused a few

Where the amount of love

Someone feels for you

Is inversely proportional

To how much that you

Love them, and I think

You’ll agree that is so true

GIRL TIME

 

A girls Availability is linked

To time, which is a teaser

Because the minute you get interested

She goes off with another geezer