ARE YOU WEARING PYJAMAS?

 

Are you wearing pyjamas?

And they’re Flannelette no less

I’m sure they are very comfy

But I was hoping for a nightdress

Or preferably as it is our

Wedding night, considerably less

I WENT TO THE MOVIES LAST NIGHT

I went to the movies last night

And watched a really good thriller

About a man poisoning the Cornflakes

Who turned out to be a cereal killer

MUM KNITTED ME A JUMPER

 

Mum knitted me a jumper

I hate wearing I as I look silly

But I’m a kid so I have to

Especially when mum feels chilly

PUT DOWN # 49

 

Put downs work the best

For deflecting unwanted attention

But try to be amusing

As this relieves the tension

Allow me to give you an example

By way of a demonstration

 

When I was in a club one night

It must have been nearly half past two

A woman said to me “If you lost weight,

Shaved and cut your hair you would do

I replied “yes but if I did all that,

I’d be talking to your mates instead of you”

SAME SEX MARRIAGE

 

There’s a lot of discussion at the moment

About “same sex marriage”

Well having been married for thirty years

I’d like a “some sex marriage”

HE CERTAINLY WASN’T MUCH OF A POLICEMAN # 1

 

He certainly wasn’t much of a policeman

Of that there was very little doubt

His colleagues called him the station cat

Because on rainy nights he never went out

ALL-TIME CLASSIC MOVIE FAVOURITES – EARTHQUAKE (1974)

 

“Earthquake” is an action thriller disaster movie, screenplay by George Fox and Mario Puzo and Directed by Mark Robson.

The story focuses on a varied group of people in Los Angeles, construction Engineer Stuart Graff (Charlton Heston) who is estranged from his jealously possessive wife, Remy (Ava Gardner), and is having an affair with the widow of a co-worker, Denise Marshall (Geneviève Bujold) and Remy pressurises her father, Sam Royce (Lorne Greene), Stuart's boss, to stop Stuart from seeing Denise.

Also Rogue policeman, Lew Slade (George Kennedy), is suspended from the L.A.P.D. for punching another officer and contemplates quitting the force.

Jody (Marjoe Gortner) is a perverted grocery store manager, who lusts after Rosa Amici (Victoria Principal), and Rosa’s sister Sal (Gabriel Dell), is the assistant to Miles Quade (Richard Roundtree), an aspiring daredevil motor cyclist.

All the lives of all these people are devastated when a major earthquake rips through Los Angeles and reduces the city to ruins.