WHATS IN A NAME (31)

 

Does anyone think will Jenifer Rush?

Does anyone know does Basil Brush?

Did anyone know will Alessandro Nesta?

Would anyone know was Georgie Best?

ARE YOU WEARING A STRAPLESS BRA?

 

Are you wearing a strapless bra?

With tits the size of yours

You’d have done better

Tucking then into your drawers

BIRTHDAY TREAT

 

When your wife asks,

Which of her friends,

You would choose from,

To attend

Your birthday treat

And participate

In a threesome,

You shouldn’t hesitate

But a word of caution

When she asks you

Just give her the one name

And not two

DOMESTIC TIP

 

How do you turn on the dishwasher?

My friend asked me

I replied that in my house

Blowing in her ear was the key

HOUSE CALL

“How long have you been bedridden?”

The visiting doctor asked

The patient replied “well certainly not

Since my husband passed”

FOOD GROUPS

 

There are six food groups

When it comes to my kitchen

Canned, Boxed and Bagged

Jarred, Bottled and Frozen

A LOVING ATMOSPHERE

 

A loving atmosphere, at home,

Is such an important thing

A tranquil harmonious home

Is vital to your well being

Do all you can to create one

By not having offspring