CONVENIENT CONVERSE

 

I was relieving myself

In the middle receptacle

When I heard a voice say

From the left-hand cubicle

"Damn, this water's cold."

And from the right cubicle

I heard another voice say

“Yes, and its deep as well”

HONEST

I don't lie, cheat

Or steal you see

Well, that is to say

Not unnecessarily

PARANOIA

Simply never forget this

Whatever you might do

It is as bad as you think

And they are out to get you

SANITY QUESTION

People began to question

Your sanity on the day

When you start agreeing

With what dead people say

AMAZING ANAGRAMS # 3

 

Anagrams can amuse

Boggle or confuse

They can also be fun

No Elvis Lives on

Voices rant on Conversation

Clint Eastwood Old West action

Nice silky woman Monica Lewinsky

I'm an evil Tory bigot Virginia Bottomley

Resistance Ancestries

Diuretics Crudities

Nail biting refreshes the feet! The best things in life are free

Payment received every cent paid me

THERE’S MORE TO LIFE THAN BEING YOUNG AND FIT

 

Now I’ve left middle age behind me in the distance I occasionally hark back to my youth when I really was as young as I felt, to the days before my six pack became victim to too many six packs, I suppose my current physique I have to confess is not so much a six pack but rather more a party seven.

(If you don’t know what a party seven is then this ramble probably doesn’t apply to you).

The thought of my girlfriends of the day with their firm buttocks, flat stomachs and gravity defying breasts stir my loins with more than a sense of nostalgia, and part of me wants to return to those carefree days of youth but I have grave reservations about being a teenager again or worse being myself amongst teenagers.

Having shared a train carriage with four teenage girls only a day ago and having endured the incessant and inane jabbering for two long soul-destroying hours, when they had exhausted their limited vocabulary within the first 10 minutes, the thought of repetitious teenage pillow talk fills me with dread.

How is it that with all the many means of communication at their disposal they still have nothing meaningful to say?

There is a lot to be said for being with a woman who is wrinkle free and supple and of limited sexual experience, carnal knowledge was so much fun to learn, and all this reminiscing leaves me with a certain longing.

But the price to too high to pay, it is so much better being with someone with life experience, someone you can have a proper conversation with in between the love making or indeed instead of it.

It doesn’t have to be deep and meaningful converse just a bit more than he said/she said init.

It can be as simple as a common history or shared knowledge someone who knows the name of the dragon in Ivor the Engine, or someone who watched Brief Encounter and didn’t think it was funny.

Someone who remembers being able to play music at the wrong speed and who remembers having to wait for the black and white TV set to warm up.

Just someone who understands what you are saying and doesn’t stare vacantly at you when you mention an event that happened pre 1990.

WHATS IN A NAME (42)

 

What do you think was Damian Duff?

Did anyone notice is Alan Rough?

Does anyone know was Ann Frank?

I often wonder is Lauren Blanc?