Tuesday, 13 April 2021

CRISPY CROUTONS

Why do croutons?

Come vacuum sealed

It’s just stale bread

That is concealed

IT’S MY PARTY

 

At the end of every party

Without even trying

You can always find

At least one girl crying

Friday, 9 April 2021

CREATURES OF GREEK MYTHOLOGY – THE ERYMANTIAN BOAR

 

There was a dreadful union between the giant immortal Typhon

And the black fearful eyed Echidne, Half serpent, half woman

The terrifying result of this unnatural union was a huge boar

A great strong beast whose capture was Heracles fourth labor

The gigantic boar ravished farmland in the west of Arcadia 

And Heracles had to capture it alive, or he would fail his labor

So, he had to force it into a snowdrift on mount Erymanthus

And snared it with a noose and took it to his cousin Eurystheus

GO BACK

 

Before drawing boards

Were invented

What did they go back to?

When discontented

TELL ME LOVIE

If all the world is a stage

As they say

Where is the audience sitting?

Tell me pray?

AMAZING ANAGRAMS # 2

 

Anagrams can amuse

Boggle or confuse

Such as the following

Gainly Laying

The Public Art Galleries Large Picture Halls, I Bet 

Debit card Bad credit

Mother-in-law Woman Hitler

Do real filth Adolf Hitler

Listen Silent

Nine Thumps Punishment

Astronomer

Moon starer

Margaret Thatcher

That great charmer

A shoplifter has to pilfer

WORK QUERY

 If work is so terrific

So great and so fantastic

Tell me then why is it

They have to pay you to do it?