72 Miles From The Sea

Tuesday, 23 March 2021

They tell us it’s the climate

That makes our country wet

So, climate is what we expect

But weather is what we get

There are some things better than sex

And some things worse than sex

But there is nothing exactly like sex

One simply cannot make an omelet

Without breaking eggs let’s not forget

But it’s amazing how many eggs one can break

Without making a decent omelet

The man who can smile

When things go badly wrong

Has thought of some sad sucker

That he can blame it on

There are thirty-two points to the compass,

Meaning that there are thirty-two different ways

In which a spoon can squirt grapefruit juice

So why is it the eater gets it in the eye always

There is a corollary of lambast

Which should be printed in a book

Whenever an item is sought

It’s always in the last place you look

Never put off until tomorrow

What you can do the day after

Procrastinate today it maybe to late tomorrow

NOW is the time to do things later!