ARCHAEOLOGISTS DISCOVERED

 

Archaeologists discovered

A relative of the Tyrannosaurus

With a complex vocabulary

They have named it Thesaurus

THE MARRIAGE QUESTION

 A Son asked

“How much does it cost to get married, Dad”?

The Father replied

“I don't know I'm still paying for it lad”

AFTERGLOW

 

How can you tell

When a man's had an orgasm?

Listening to the snoring

Is the best way to fathom

OLD LADY OF THE HOUSE

 

How do you get a sweet little old lady?

To say rude lingo?

Just get another sweet little old lady

To shout out BINGO!

TAPPED

 

It amazes me how gullible people are

They will pay money for any old crap

Paying good money for bottled water

That have been filled from the tap

 

They call it mineral water on the label

And that really makes me peeve

People are to stupid to know that Evian

If spelt backwards is actually naïve

WINDING

Why is it that when I wind up my watch
It starts to run
But whenever I wind up a conversation
Its over and done

OUT OF THE QUESTION

 

I have an observation

I would like to remark

When the stars are out

They are visibly stark

But when lights are out

You’re sat in the dark