BATHROOM FUN

 

In the bathroom in my house

Watching my wife is a farce

She can’t brush here teeth

Without wiggling her arse

FROM VOGUE TO VAGUE

On the outside I like my women

To be fashionable or vogue

But intellectually I prefer them

Un-opinionated and vague

THE VOICE

And out of the chaos, a voice did converse

"Smile and be happy, for it can always be worse"

And I smiled, and I was happy, and it did get worse

ON THE TREAD MILL

The worst part of participating in

The rat race is that even if you win

You’re still only a rat, which is a sin

THE ONE

It's so great to find that one

          Special person to make your wife

Marrying them so you can

          Annoy them for the rest of their life

I DID

 

Marriages between celebrities

And people of that ilk

Are considered to be a success

If they out last milk

THERE IS KNOWLEDGE I NEED TO KNOW # 2

There is knowledge I need to know

Which will put me in the box seat

Why does sour cream have a 'sell by date’

It’s not as if it’ll suddenly turn sweet