FROM VOGUE TO VAGUE

On the outside I like my women

To be fashionable or vogue

But intellectually I prefer them

Un-opinionated and vague

THE VOICE

And out of the chaos, a voice did converse

"Smile and be happy, for it can always be worse"

And I smiled, and I was happy, and it did get worse

ON THE TREAD MILL

The worst part of participating in

The rat race is that even if you win

You’re still only a rat, which is a sin

THE ONE

It's so great to find that one

          Special person to make your wife

Marrying them so you can

          Annoy them for the rest of their life

I DID

 

Marriages between celebrities

And people of that ilk

Are considered to be a success

If they out last milk

THERE IS KNOWLEDGE I NEED TO KNOW # 2

There is knowledge I need to know

Which will put me in the box seat

Why does sour cream have a 'sell by date’

It’s not as if it’ll suddenly turn sweet

PEDANTS SOCIETY MEETING

“Pedants Society Meeting Here”

The sign on the door read

“Every Sunday at four”

“Well not here exactly here”

The sign below added

“But in the room behind this door”