Saturday, 20 February 2021

ALL-TIME CLASSIC MOVIE FAVOURITES – GOODBYE, MR. CHIPS (1939)

Goodbye, Mr. Chips is a romantic drama, based on James Hilton’s book of the same name and directed by Sam Wood and Sidney Franklin.

An old classics teacher, and former headmaster of Brookfield School, “Mr Chips” (Robert Donat) looks back over his long career, remembering pupils and colleagues, and above all the idyllic courtship and marriage to Katherine (Greer Garson), who he met in the Alps while on holiday with his friend and colleague Staefel (Paul Henreid), and that meeting transformed his life, and the effect she had on him lasted throughout his life.

Robert Donat deftly handles the role of Chips through the years, from his arrival at the school as a young man in his mid-20s until he lays on his death bed in his 80s.

A wonderful film that cleverly marks the passage of time with snippets of conversation between boys or masters as they return to school in the autumn mentioning keys events, such as Queen Victoria's death, the advent of the telephone, a book by a new author, H.G. Wells, and of course the Great War.

It is a sentimental story, but it is also poignant and thought provoking and is essentially a chronicle of a common man's existence as he touches the lives of hundreds.


Friday, 19 February 2021

IN DAYS OF OLD

 

Here is a tale from days of old

When the knights were bold

It is the tale of a maiden fare

Who lost her reputation there

As a humble friar stumbled on

A knight with the maiden, upon

The friar was shocked to find

The pair in an act of this kind

On gaining his composure again

He said heading down the lane

“What is a girl like you, miss”

Doing out on a knight like this

THOSE WHO CAN, DO

 

When training kamikaze pilots

The instructor told them firmly

Please pay very close attention

I will show you this one time only

AT YOUR CONVENIENCE

Beware the Cross-eyed man in the gents

Because if he looks at the left-hand urinal

He will urinate in the centre one instead 

And then he’ll flush the right-hand stall 

NOSTALGIA AINT WHAT IT USED TO BE

 

You had to switch the telly on

For at least ten minutes or so

In order that the set warmed up

In time for your favourite show

On Sunday after traditional lunch

We then sat down as a family

After the washing up was done

To watch the Sunday matinee

 

We only had three channels

Not the ninety-nine like today

Though we didn’t have choice

The quality was better I’d say 

 

We didn’t have TV all day long

Or programs round the clock

They ran from watch with mum

Till bedtime at eleven o’clock

THE GENIE

 

Walking along the beach together one day

Were an Englishman from Yorkshire way

An Irishman all the way from county Mayo

And a Scotsman from the city of Glasgow

They came across a lamp lying in the sand

So, the Englishman rubbed it with his hand

With a puff of smoke and a flash of light

A Genie pops out dressed in robes of white

“in gratitude for releasing me on this beach”

Genie said “I will give you one wish each”

“I am a proud fisherman,” The Scotsman said

“And I shall be a fisherman until I am dead”

He said, “I know what I want with my wish”

“I want for eternity all the oceans full of fish”

The Genie blinked in the direction of the sea

and the seas were teaming with fish instantly

The Irishman was amazed saying to the Genie

“So that nothing will get in for all eternity.”

“Never again will they invade my homeland

“I want a protective wall all around Ireland”

The Genie blinked facing across the Irish Sea

and there was a wall around Ireland instantly

The Englishman at first said nothing at all

Then asked “Please tell me about this wall”

The Genie complied without a wonder why

“Well, it's at least one hundred feet high”

The Genie said “fifty feet thick and stout”

“And of course, nothing can ever get in or out.”

Reaching a decision with considerable ease

Then he said, “Fill it up with water please”

ACCIDENT MODE

 

When Models Bimbette and Soiree heard

That ninety- percent of accidents occurred

Around the home so it had been proved

They decided it was time that they moved