VALENTINES # 3

 

Lover you still do it for me,
Though you now have a fuller figure
Your qualities are plain to see
And you still pull my trigger

BE MY VALENTINE # 2

 

On Valentine’s Day

The chocolate syrup said to the ice cream

“I'm sweet on you!”

While the pencil said to the paper

“I dot my i's on you!”

And the light bulb asked his girlfriend

Do I mean a whole watt to you?”

I HAVE SOMETHING OF A WEAKNESS

 

I have something of a weakness

I suppose it’s my Achilles

But I’m an old-fashioned letch

So, I like fillies in frillies

I WAS STUCK IN TRAFFIC

I was stuck in traffic

And cursing the delay

And whatever problem

That was in the way

 

There was an accident

Bike versus van

Resulting in life changing

Injuries to a man

 

And my one concern

Had been the inconvenience    

But though I was late

I was not as a consequence

 

Left unable to walk

Or injured in anyway

Yes I was late for work

But I was still ok

CLUB 18-30 GIRLS

 

The first thing the eighteen thirty girls do

Next morning is introduce themselves to you

Not all girls behave this way as they roam

Sometimes they get up and just go home

FOILED AGAIN

 

They say those who live by the sword

Shall perish by the sword, but they wont

Because those who live by the sword

Are generally shot by those who don’t

NAUGHTY BUT NICE

If you ever find you have to chose

Between two evils, then be sure

When you choose, pick the one

You’ve never ever tried before