CATS TAIL

Women love cats, yes, they do

Men say that they like them to

But men kick them, yes, they do

When women are not in view

COMPACT MODE

 

Peach and Bimbette were walking down the street

When one spots a compact lying on the concrete

Peach bends down and picks it up from the gutter

She opens it, looks in the mirror and starts to mutter

“Hmm, this person looks very familiar you know”

“I know her, but I can’t think where from though”

Taking the compact Bimbette says “let me see!”

She looks at it and says, “You dumb bitch it's me!”

WHAT DID I DO?

 

What is it that you could have done, when?

Your wife walks over to you in your den

Slaps your face hard and walks away then

Obviously, you left the chain to long again

FINISHED?

I have a simple question that won’t let me relax

How can you determine as a matter of fact?

Whether they’re on their fronts or their backs

When an eighteen thirty girl reaches climax?

If really difficult to tell when she never reacts

Some say, “who cares” and just make tracks

Does she drops her nail-file or ask for a snack

Or does the bloke behind slap you on the back

SHE WOOD

 

If a man is stood

Talking in a wood

Only to himself

And no one else

His wife is not near

And so, cannot hear

So, if he is stood

Talking in a wood

Out of the throng

Is he still wrong?

TAKE ME TO CUBA

 

There was once this terrorist group

Some obscure fundamentalist troop

Who hijacked one of the Jumbo fleet

With a Journalist in every single seat

They made their demands right away

And if they weren’t met without delay

They threatened police in the tower

To release one Journalist every hour

MODUS OPERANDI

 

There were two models

Bimbette and Peach

Who once stole a calendar

And got six months each