IF I HAD A HAMMER

 

A hammer is without a doubt male

The reason for this I will now detail

It hasn't evolved much it appears

Over the last five thousand years

Though despite all this I have found

It can still be handy to have around

A BRIEF PROCESS

Have you ever used a word processor?

That once belonged to a law professor

No matter what font you might select

And Even if you were to double check

The end result will still make you squint

For it will all come out in small print

ONE IN A MILLION

 

A journalist is exactly like a Sperm

I can hear you disagreeing

Both have a one in a million chance

Of becoming a human being

GENDER CONTROL

 

The remote control is definitely female

You probably thought that I’d say male

But consider this, it gives a man pleasure

And he would be lost without his treasure

While he doesn't always know the right

Buttons to push, he keeps trying, despite

VERY TART

 

A Lawyer is nothing like a Whore

And that’s certainly has been said

Because any ordinary Prostitute

Stops screwing you when you’re dead

GENDER BENDER

 

A Swiss army knife is very much like a man

While appearing to be very useful as they can

For the help with varied tasks they can bring

They spend most of their time bottle opening

THAT’S NOT FUNNY

 

There are some things that just aren’t funny

For instance, here’s one that I’ve selected

I really don't approve at all of political jokes

Because I've seen too many of them get elected