TRUE LOVE ARRIVED
True love arrived
Like a bolt from the blue
In a chance encounter
At a place and point in time
Someway distant
From that which they should
Separately have occupied
But the fates conspired
A serendipitous event
To bring them, unwillingly,
To that blessed point
Of momentary symmetry
When they glimpsed
Their separate histories
And shared future
THEY WALKED IN SILENCE
They walked in silence
Two halves of a whole
Palm against palm
Soul against soul
IN THE ELASTIC TIME OF DREAMS
In the elastic time of dreams
Where exists a cast of thousands
The impossible is possible
Logic ceases to exist
The living walk with the dead
Rivers flow upstream
The sky is green
The grass is blue
So why with all the infinite possibilities
Of my timeless dreams
Do I only dream of you?
ARROWS DOTH FLY FROM CUPIDS BOW
Arrows doth fly from cupids bow
And an enchanted cascade of arrows
Lays the unsuspecting lover low
Who then his heart he must bestow
HELD IN A CASTLE KEEP
A woman's love
Held in a castle keep
In a prison tower
Where passion cools
And time dims desire
She waits in her prison
And dreams of a knight
Who will release her bonds
Rekindling the fire
And returning her to the world
SWEET LYRICS OF AFFECTION
You whispered words of love
Sweet lyrics of affection
Their sublime sound caressed me
Like a summer breeze
Refreshing sultry skin
Each fresh loving word
Mesmerized me anew
And I knew my heart was lost
And I knew that I was found
YOU BLEW SOFT BREATH
You blew soft breath
On the embers of my memory
And breathed new life into me
Resuscitating a redundant heart
Until I unlearned how to fear
I unlearned how to doubt
I unlearned how to exist
Then I felt the warmth of the sun
Once more on my face
I felt the transformation
From loneliness to loved
RISK
If you wish to achieve
The greatest love
It involves taking a risk
And like achieving
The greatest of goals
Sometimes it means a great risk
But nothing worth having
Comes easy or risk free
I MUST READ BETWEEN THE LINES.
I must read between the lines.
To find the reasons why
So when you say, "I'm sorry",
Look me in the eye
So that I might know
If I caught you in a lie
RULES OF ENGAGEMENT
Why in every disagreement
From the first to the last
You don’t stay in the present
You rake up the past
I always fight fair
I nail my colours to the mast
Then your name-calling
Leaves me aghast
Tuesday, 24 April 2012
A Humourous Collection # 8
IF YOU SHOULD FIND
If you should find
Three hand grenades one day
Take them to a police station
And should one explode on the way
You can tell the police
You only found two anyway
I’M READY FOR A HOLIDAY
I’m ready for a holiday
With blue skies and sand and sea
But so my wife doesn’t get pregnant
I’m taking her with me
MATERNAL ABSTINENCE
My mum never touches strong drink
Which is her defensive buffering
Though not on religious grounds
It would interferes with her suffering
MATERNAL QUALIFICATIONS
Mum should be a parole officer
Because in her defence
With her around
No one finishes a sentence
SHOPPING ASSISTANCE
I went into an electrical shop
And could find no one to assist
I got angrier and angrier
Until finally I couldn’t resist
“Can someone sell me a toaster”
I shouted in a frustrated tiz
A female assistant said “Kenwood?”
I took a deep breath and responded
“Let me explain something Ms
I just want someone to sell me a toaster
I don’t care what his name is”
FROZEN WINDOWS
Bimbette texted Peaches "Windows
@ home, frozen - what should I do?"
Peaches texted back “use some de-icer
Or boiling water will probably do”
Bimbette “OK, computer went bang
And lights have fused too"
CAR DEAL
After passing his driving test, a teenage boy,
Asked his Dad if he would buy him a car
Dad thought about it for a while and replied
“If you do better at school than you have so far,
Go to church every Sunday without fail
And get a haircut. I will buy you a car”
After a few months had passed the boy
Asked his Dad if he would buy him a car
Dad thought about it for a while and replied
“Well you have improved at school by far
And you’ve gone to church every Sunday
But you still need a hair cut, so no car”
The boy replied, “Since going to church
I have learned a very great deal so far
Samson, John the Baptist, Moses and Jesus
All had long hair, so we are on a par"
Dad smiled and said, “They may all have had
Long hair but none of them had a car”
THE END OF ROMANCE
I knew the very moment that
The romance had died, it was after
I drank from my wife’s slipper
And almost choked on a corn plaster
SENIOR REVELATION
One day you look in the mirror
And beneath the lathers
You realize that the face
You are shaving is your fathers
THE SECRET TO LONG LIFE
Rather than eating chicken soup
Just laugh a little every day
It’s much more beneficial
Well that’s what the chickens say
If you should find
Three hand grenades one day
Take them to a police station
And should one explode on the way
You can tell the police
You only found two anyway
I’M READY FOR A HOLIDAY
I’m ready for a holiday
With blue skies and sand and sea
But so my wife doesn’t get pregnant
I’m taking her with me
MATERNAL ABSTINENCE
My mum never touches strong drink
Which is her defensive buffering
Though not on religious grounds
It would interferes with her suffering
MATERNAL QUALIFICATIONS
Mum should be a parole officer
Because in her defence
With her around
No one finishes a sentence
SHOPPING ASSISTANCE
I went into an electrical shop
And could find no one to assist
I got angrier and angrier
Until finally I couldn’t resist
“Can someone sell me a toaster”
I shouted in a frustrated tiz
A female assistant said “Kenwood?”
I took a deep breath and responded
“Let me explain something Ms
I just want someone to sell me a toaster
I don’t care what his name is”
FROZEN WINDOWS
Bimbette texted Peaches "Windows
@ home, frozen - what should I do?"
Peaches texted back “use some de-icer
Or boiling water will probably do”
Bimbette “OK, computer went bang
And lights have fused too"
CAR DEAL
After passing his driving test, a teenage boy,
Asked his Dad if he would buy him a car
Dad thought about it for a while and replied
“If you do better at school than you have so far,
Go to church every Sunday without fail
And get a haircut. I will buy you a car”
After a few months had passed the boy
Asked his Dad if he would buy him a car
Dad thought about it for a while and replied
“Well you have improved at school by far
And you’ve gone to church every Sunday
But you still need a hair cut, so no car”
The boy replied, “Since going to church
I have learned a very great deal so far
Samson, John the Baptist, Moses and Jesus
All had long hair, so we are on a par"
Dad smiled and said, “They may all have had
Long hair but none of them had a car”
THE END OF ROMANCE
I knew the very moment that
The romance had died, it was after
I drank from my wife’s slipper
And almost choked on a corn plaster
SENIOR REVELATION
One day you look in the mirror
And beneath the lathers
You realize that the face
You are shaving is your fathers
THE SECRET TO LONG LIFE
Rather than eating chicken soup
Just laugh a little every day
It’s much more beneficial
Well that’s what the chickens say
ARE YOU WEARING? # 15
ARE YOU WEARING A TEN GALLON HAT?
Are you wearing a ten gallon hat?
Well no there’s nothing wrong with that
And after all it does have to be said
You do have a ten gallon head
ARE YOU WEARING A NIGHTGOWN?
Are you wearing a nightgown?
A subtle shade of light brown
You look sad in your nightgown
You even have a slight frown
Let me grab your nightgown
A subtle shade of light brown
And pull it quickly right down
And I’ll remove that slight frown
ARE YOU WEARING CHAPS?
Are you wearing chaps?
And that perfectly fine of course
Apart from the one little fact
That you can’t ride a horse
ARE YOU WEARING DUNGAREES?
Are you wearing dungarees?
I think they are really nice
You should wear them more often
That would be my advice
Because I can strip you down
To your Knicks in a trice
ARE YOU WEARING A HAIRNET?
Are you wearing a hairnet?
You work at a baker’s shop I bet
I have a favourite Bakery
Where i find my favourite pastry
I particularly love baps and buns
The baker’s daughter has nice ones
ARE YOU WEARING A SHOCKED EXPRESSION?
Are you wearing a shocked expression?
Well that’s certainly the impression
But it’s never as bad as it seems
“You’ve just seen the girl of your dreams?”
“In which case you have my sympathy
Because I’ve had dreams like that you see”
ARE YOU WEARING GLITTER?
Are you wearing glitter?
On your down below
You’re all blinged up
Where only I should go
Your vajayjay been vagazzled
You’ve decked your minge
It looks like a disco ball
You might as well say blinge
ARE YOU WEARING THIS?
Are you wearing this?
What could be wrong?
Absolutely nothing
In fact nothing sums it up
There’s nothing to it
It covers nothing
And it leaves nothing
To the imagination
ARE YOU WEARING THIS AND THAT?
Are you wearing this and that?
A Purple and Chartreuse fleece
With sky blue corduroy flares
Watch out for the fashion police
ARE YOU WEARING THIS OR THAT?
Are you wearing this or that?
They both look really very nice
And you’ve tried on everything
In your wardrobes, twice
What’s wrong with looking nice?
I think they both look alright
I know you would prefer stunning
I would prefer to get there tonight
Are you wearing a ten gallon hat?
Well no there’s nothing wrong with that
And after all it does have to be said
You do have a ten gallon head
ARE YOU WEARING A NIGHTGOWN?
Are you wearing a nightgown?
A subtle shade of light brown
You look sad in your nightgown
You even have a slight frown
Let me grab your nightgown
A subtle shade of light brown
And pull it quickly right down
And I’ll remove that slight frown
ARE YOU WEARING CHAPS?
Are you wearing chaps?
And that perfectly fine of course
Apart from the one little fact
That you can’t ride a horse
ARE YOU WEARING DUNGAREES?
Are you wearing dungarees?
I think they are really nice
You should wear them more often
That would be my advice
Because I can strip you down
To your Knicks in a trice
ARE YOU WEARING A HAIRNET?
Are you wearing a hairnet?
You work at a baker’s shop I bet
I have a favourite Bakery
Where i find my favourite pastry
I particularly love baps and buns
The baker’s daughter has nice ones
ARE YOU WEARING A SHOCKED EXPRESSION?
Are you wearing a shocked expression?
Well that’s certainly the impression
But it’s never as bad as it seems
“You’ve just seen the girl of your dreams?”
“In which case you have my sympathy
Because I’ve had dreams like that you see”
ARE YOU WEARING GLITTER?
Are you wearing glitter?
On your down below
You’re all blinged up
Where only I should go
Your vajayjay been vagazzled
You’ve decked your minge
It looks like a disco ball
You might as well say blinge
ARE YOU WEARING THIS?
Are you wearing this?
What could be wrong?
Absolutely nothing
In fact nothing sums it up
There’s nothing to it
It covers nothing
And it leaves nothing
To the imagination
ARE YOU WEARING THIS AND THAT?
Are you wearing this and that?
A Purple and Chartreuse fleece
With sky blue corduroy flares
Watch out for the fashion police
ARE YOU WEARING THIS OR THAT?
Are you wearing this or that?
They both look really very nice
And you’ve tried on everything
In your wardrobes, twice
What’s wrong with looking nice?
I think they both look alright
I know you would prefer stunning
I would prefer to get there tonight
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 259
Matthew, Mark, Luke and John
Guard the bed that I lie on:
Four corners to my bed
Four angels round my head,
One to watch and one to pray
And two to bear my soul away
This is comforting you may say
But look at it another way
With angels round my bed
And lustful thoughts in my head
I can’t seem to find a way
That I can get my end away
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 260
Says the little girl to the little boy,
"What shall we do?"
“I could play with your little toy”?
“That we could do”
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 261
Says the little boy to the little girl,
"What shall we do?"
“Could I play among your curls”?
“That we could do”
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 262
Tom he was a piper's son,
He learned to play when he was young,
But of all the things that he could play
He was happiest at his drum array
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 263
Tommy Snooks and Bessie Brooks
Were walking out one Sunday;
Tommy Snooks and Bessie Brooks
Walked to the woods this one day
And Tommy Snooks to Bessie Brooks,
Had something of a fun day
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 264
If Candlemas day
Be dry and fair
Will anyone
Actually care?
Candlemas day (February 2nd)
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 265
If Candlemas day
Be wet and foul
Then we all will wear
The usual scowl
Candlemas day (February 2nd)
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 266
If St Paul's day
Be fair and clear
Then Wimbledon
Will be good this year
And strawberries will
Sell well my dear
St Paul's day (June 29th)
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 267
Bless you, bless you, bonny bee:
Say, when will your wedding be?
I’m only interested I should say
So we can all come and ruin your day
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 268
There was a man lived in the moon,
And it was in July, And not in June
When the man who lived in the moon,
Found the Americans had come
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 269
A carrion crow sat on an oak,
A gallows tree, for a carrion crow,
“Soon I’m going to eat that bloke”
Said the carrion crow sat on the oak,
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 270
A Little Cock Sparrow
Sat on a tree,
Until a sparrow hawk
Ate him for his tea
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 271
There was an Old Woman lived under a hill
There was an old woman
Lived under a hill,
Now she has died
And there she lies still
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 272
Mary had a little lamb
She also had a ram
But he was too light on his feet
So wasn’t worth a damn
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 273
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
Luckily he didn’t end up in bits
Because he was so off his tits
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 274
Humpty Dumpty fell off a wall
No one actually saw it at all
And he can’t say what the truth is
Because he’s totally gone to pieces
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 275
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
All the Kings horses and all the Kings men
Never saw Humpty Dumpty again
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 276
Little Jack Horner
Sat in a corner
Reading a copy of “Jugs”
Not a classy read
He did willingly concede
But it gave him a couple of tugs
Matthew, Mark, Luke and John
Guard the bed that I lie on:
Four corners to my bed
Four angels round my head,
One to watch and one to pray
And two to bear my soul away
This is comforting you may say
But look at it another way
With angels round my bed
And lustful thoughts in my head
I can’t seem to find a way
That I can get my end away
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 260
Says the little girl to the little boy,
"What shall we do?"
“I could play with your little toy”?
“That we could do”
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 261
Says the little boy to the little girl,
"What shall we do?"
“Could I play among your curls”?
“That we could do”
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 262
Tom he was a piper's son,
He learned to play when he was young,
But of all the things that he could play
He was happiest at his drum array
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 263
Tommy Snooks and Bessie Brooks
Were walking out one Sunday;
Tommy Snooks and Bessie Brooks
Walked to the woods this one day
And Tommy Snooks to Bessie Brooks,
Had something of a fun day
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 264
If Candlemas day
Be dry and fair
Will anyone
Actually care?
Candlemas day (February 2nd)
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 265
If Candlemas day
Be wet and foul
Then we all will wear
The usual scowl
Candlemas day (February 2nd)
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 266
If St Paul's day
Be fair and clear
Then Wimbledon
Will be good this year
And strawberries will
Sell well my dear
St Paul's day (June 29th)
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 267
Bless you, bless you, bonny bee:
Say, when will your wedding be?
I’m only interested I should say
So we can all come and ruin your day
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 268
There was a man lived in the moon,
And it was in July, And not in June
When the man who lived in the moon,
Found the Americans had come
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 269
A carrion crow sat on an oak,
A gallows tree, for a carrion crow,
“Soon I’m going to eat that bloke”
Said the carrion crow sat on the oak,
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 270
A Little Cock Sparrow
Sat on a tree,
Until a sparrow hawk
Ate him for his tea
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 271
There was an Old Woman lived under a hill
There was an old woman
Lived under a hill,
Now she has died
And there she lies still
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 272
Mary had a little lamb
She also had a ram
But he was too light on his feet
So wasn’t worth a damn
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 273
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
Luckily he didn’t end up in bits
Because he was so off his tits
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 274
Humpty Dumpty fell off a wall
No one actually saw it at all
And he can’t say what the truth is
Because he’s totally gone to pieces
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 275
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
All the Kings horses and all the Kings men
Never saw Humpty Dumpty again
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 276
Little Jack Horner
Sat in a corner
Reading a copy of “Jugs”
Not a classy read
He did willingly concede
But it gave him a couple of tugs
Thursday, 5 April 2012
EASTER
EASTER LILY
The Easter Lily
Blooms in the spring
The large white flower
Is beautiful thing
Its trumpet-shape
Says let spring begin
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 254
Hot cross buns!
Hot cross buns!
In January,
In January,
Hot cross buns!
If Tesco don’t have them,
Go to Morrison’s
They have many
They have many
Hot Cross Buns!
CRUCIFIX
You were the love
Of the world
And we nailed you to a cross
We tried to kill love
With nail in hand
And spear in flesh
But we failed
You pleaded for us
Apologised for us
Then you died for us
You’re the love
Of the world
EASTER CACTUS
The Easter cactus
The spring-bloomer
It’s jointed flat Segments
Look like experiments
Made by a young boy
With a construction set toy
But the coral-red flowers
Light up the spring hours
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 255
The Easter Bunny's feet
Go hop, hop, hop.
I want to eat the bunny
I can’t stop, stop, stop.
So I chase him with an axe
Going chop, chop, chop.
EASTER PARADE
In your Easter Bonnet
With all the frills upon it,
You’re never going to wear it?
In the Easter parade.
We’ll all be falling over
As your sitting in your Rover
Coz you’ll be the biggest Charlie
In the Easter parade.
VIA DOLOROSA
The path that Jesus walked
Carrying his cross with him
Was the Via Dolorosa
In the old city of Jerusalem
It was the way of sorrows
The way of grief
The way of suffering
For his life so brief
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 256
We didn't hear the Easter bunny
Hopping down the hall;
He hopped so very quietly,
He made no noise at all!
So we rigged up a trip wire
That he didn’t see at all
ON A HILL IN CALVARY
On a hill in Calvary
In a savage unenlightened time
Nailed upon a rugged cross
By brutal hand
They thought to kill a man
To snuff out his light
That light of purest love
Unquenchable, indestructible
On that hill in Calvary
He died for us
The shadow of that cross
Cast upon the bloody land
Was an illuminating shadow
That spread light and love
Shining across millennia
Unquenchable, indestructible
On that hill in Calvary
He died for us
In that savage unenlightened time
Murdered by brutal hand
Humiliated, dehumanized
But through his love for us
And his sacrifice for us
He redeemed us
EASTER BUNNY
About the Easter bunny
I think it’s really funny
That a big white rabbit
Is in the unusual habit
Of delivering Easter eggs
On his funny rabbit legs
I think it must change
And we must rearrange
So for delivering at any rate
Eggs made of chocolate
Employ a chocolate chicken
That’s what I reckon
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 257
Mr Bunny, Mr Bunny,
Won't you stop, stop, stop?
"No," said Mr Bunny,
I must hop, hop, hop.
So I shot the little bastard
EASTER LILY VINE
The Easter Lily vine
Likes to entwine
This woody Evergreen
With leaves of glossy sheen
The flowers are a showy sight
Of trumpet-shaped fragrant white
EASTER EGG HUNT
When it comes to hiding the eggs
In the garden at Easter
I can actually hide my own now
Thanks to Dementia
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 258
Bunnies are brown,
Bunnies are white,
Bunnies at Easter
Are a chocolate delight
THE SHADOW OF GOLGOTHA
Our lord beaten and bloody
Sent to die like a criminal
To add insult upon injury
Atop his tousled curls
Was set a thorny crown
Pressed into his scalp
He carried his cross
Upon his bloodied back
Through narrow streets
To the baying of the crowds
Then onto the hill of Calvary
Where the prince of peace
Was nailed to his cross of pain
And dealt the final blow
His side pierced by a spear
His earthly life ebbing away
Through the open wound
He called out to God
But not for vengeance
He asked that they be forgiven
And his cross of pain
Cast a Holy shadow
Across the world
That reached every corner
But the shadow cast
Was not one of darkness
But one of light
A divine light
The light of love
Which still shines today
For it is the eternal light of God
EASTER DAISY
The Easter daisy
A dwarf tufted stem-less herb
A rosette of woolly leaves
Its roundness is quite superb
And the large white-rayed bloom
Is the daisies Easter costume
The Easter Lily
Blooms in the spring
The large white flower
Is beautiful thing
Its trumpet-shape
Says let spring begin
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 254
Hot cross buns!
Hot cross buns!
In January,
In January,
Hot cross buns!
If Tesco don’t have them,
Go to Morrison’s
They have many
They have many
Hot Cross Buns!
CRUCIFIX
You were the love
Of the world
And we nailed you to a cross
We tried to kill love
With nail in hand
And spear in flesh
But we failed
You pleaded for us
Apologised for us
Then you died for us
You’re the love
Of the world
EASTER CACTUS
The Easter cactus
The spring-bloomer
It’s jointed flat Segments
Look like experiments
Made by a young boy
With a construction set toy
But the coral-red flowers
Light up the spring hours
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 255
The Easter Bunny's feet
Go hop, hop, hop.
I want to eat the bunny
I can’t stop, stop, stop.
So I chase him with an axe
Going chop, chop, chop.
EASTER PARADE
In your Easter Bonnet
With all the frills upon it,
You’re never going to wear it?
In the Easter parade.
We’ll all be falling over
As your sitting in your Rover
Coz you’ll be the biggest Charlie
In the Easter parade.
VIA DOLOROSA
The path that Jesus walked
Carrying his cross with him
Was the Via Dolorosa
In the old city of Jerusalem
It was the way of sorrows
The way of grief
The way of suffering
For his life so brief
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 256
We didn't hear the Easter bunny
Hopping down the hall;
He hopped so very quietly,
He made no noise at all!
So we rigged up a trip wire
That he didn’t see at all
ON A HILL IN CALVARY
On a hill in Calvary
In a savage unenlightened time
Nailed upon a rugged cross
By brutal hand
They thought to kill a man
To snuff out his light
That light of purest love
Unquenchable, indestructible
On that hill in Calvary
He died for us
The shadow of that cross
Cast upon the bloody land
Was an illuminating shadow
That spread light and love
Shining across millennia
Unquenchable, indestructible
On that hill in Calvary
He died for us
In that savage unenlightened time
Murdered by brutal hand
Humiliated, dehumanized
But through his love for us
And his sacrifice for us
He redeemed us
EASTER BUNNY
About the Easter bunny
I think it’s really funny
That a big white rabbit
Is in the unusual habit
Of delivering Easter eggs
On his funny rabbit legs
I think it must change
And we must rearrange
So for delivering at any rate
Eggs made of chocolate
Employ a chocolate chicken
That’s what I reckon
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 257
Mr Bunny, Mr Bunny,
Won't you stop, stop, stop?
"No," said Mr Bunny,
I must hop, hop, hop.
So I shot the little bastard
EASTER LILY VINE
The Easter Lily vine
Likes to entwine
This woody Evergreen
With leaves of glossy sheen
The flowers are a showy sight
Of trumpet-shaped fragrant white
EASTER EGG HUNT
When it comes to hiding the eggs
In the garden at Easter
I can actually hide my own now
Thanks to Dementia
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 258
Bunnies are brown,
Bunnies are white,
Bunnies at Easter
Are a chocolate delight
THE SHADOW OF GOLGOTHA
Our lord beaten and bloody
Sent to die like a criminal
To add insult upon injury
Atop his tousled curls
Was set a thorny crown
Pressed into his scalp
He carried his cross
Upon his bloodied back
Through narrow streets
To the baying of the crowds
Then onto the hill of Calvary
Where the prince of peace
Was nailed to his cross of pain
And dealt the final blow
His side pierced by a spear
His earthly life ebbing away
Through the open wound
He called out to God
But not for vengeance
He asked that they be forgiven
And his cross of pain
Cast a Holy shadow
Across the world
That reached every corner
But the shadow cast
Was not one of darkness
But one of light
A divine light
The light of love
Which still shines today
For it is the eternal light of God
EASTER DAISY
The Easter daisy
A dwarf tufted stem-less herb
A rosette of woolly leaves
Its roundness is quite superb
And the large white-rayed bloom
Is the daisies Easter costume
ARE YOU WEARING FOR EASTER
ARE YOU WEARING ANY DRAWERS?
Are you wearing any drawers?
I would like a look at yours
I bet a pound to a penny
You’re not wearing any
There we have it at last
You are as I thought bare arsed
Even if you have an excuse
It still makes you look loose
And its still very low rent
If you’ve given them up for lent
ARE YOU WEARING BUNNY EARS?
Are you wearing bunny ears?
They have an ability to regale
But to be quite honest
I’m more interested in your tail
ARE YOU WEARING EASTER STOCKINGS?
Are you wearing Easter stockings?
Beneath your long spring coat
Are you suitably resplendent?
Will you really float my boat?
Are they risqué and shocking?
Will they easily get my vote?
It could mean a happy Easter
For a certain horny old goat
ARE YOU WEARING EASTER GARTERS?
Are you wearing Easter garters?
Answer me that one for starters
Beneath your dress up high
Around your black clad thigh
Where the black sheath is stopping
Where they are lacy at the topping
Are there festive garter rings
Sexily placed decorative things
Please answer this one for starters
Are you wearing Easter garters?
ARE YOU WEARING EASTER KNICKS?
Are you wearing Easter knicks?
Proper novelty underwear
All festively decked down below
In a suitably seasonal pair
It doesn’t matter the decor
It will make an old man stare
Just you in your Easter knickers
What wonderful springtime fare
ARE YOU WEARING AN EASTER BONNET?
Are you wearing an Easter bonnet?
With pretty flowers upon it
What I lovely sight to behold
It must be tiresome to be told
So let me write a pretty sonnet
For the girl in the Easter bonnet
ARE YOU WEARING EASTER DRAWERS?
Are you wearing Easter drawers?
I would like a look at yours
I bet a pound to a penny
You’re not wearing any
There we have it at last
You are as I thought bare arsed
Of course it makes you look loose
Even if you have an excuse
What goes thru your head Meg
We’re not hiding that kind of egg
ARE YOU WEARING EASTER HOSIERY?
Are you wearing Easter hosiery?
Phwor are you going to let me see
Oh how they cling to the shape of you
I would like to cling to them too
Oh yes I like them very much
Perhaps I might have a touch
Oh you are a proper tease
Would you let me if I said please?
ARE YOU WEARING EASTER KNICKERS?
Are you wearing Easter knickers?
Is that appropriate for vicars
Just kneel upon this hassock
While I rummage in your cassock
The bishop wouldn’t think it funny
My naughty little Easter bunny
ARE YOU WEARING EASTER TIGHTS? # 1
Are you wearing Easter tights?
Oh how they are exciting me
Adorned with an Easter egg motif
What an egg hunt this will be
ARE YOU WEARING EASTER TIGHTS? # 2
Are you wearing Easter tights?
Adorned with a appropriate motif
Well if those long festive limbs
Decorated with an Easter motif
Were to entwine about me
Then my resistant would be brief
ARE YOU WEARING EASTER STOCKINGS? # 2
Are you wearing Easter stockings?
With a bunny rabbit motif
Along those long festive garlands
How I wish to trace each relief
Along each luscious limber leg
An ascent exquisitely brief
To reach the special Easter gift
Beyond the bunny rabbit motif
Are you wearing any drawers?
I would like a look at yours
I bet a pound to a penny
You’re not wearing any
There we have it at last
You are as I thought bare arsed
Even if you have an excuse
It still makes you look loose
And its still very low rent
If you’ve given them up for lent
ARE YOU WEARING BUNNY EARS?
Are you wearing bunny ears?
They have an ability to regale
But to be quite honest
I’m more interested in your tail
ARE YOU WEARING EASTER STOCKINGS?
Are you wearing Easter stockings?
Beneath your long spring coat
Are you suitably resplendent?
Will you really float my boat?
Are they risqué and shocking?
Will they easily get my vote?
It could mean a happy Easter
For a certain horny old goat
ARE YOU WEARING EASTER GARTERS?
Are you wearing Easter garters?
Answer me that one for starters
Beneath your dress up high
Around your black clad thigh
Where the black sheath is stopping
Where they are lacy at the topping
Are there festive garter rings
Sexily placed decorative things
Please answer this one for starters
Are you wearing Easter garters?
ARE YOU WEARING EASTER KNICKS?
Are you wearing Easter knicks?
Proper novelty underwear
All festively decked down below
In a suitably seasonal pair
It doesn’t matter the decor
It will make an old man stare
Just you in your Easter knickers
What wonderful springtime fare
ARE YOU WEARING AN EASTER BONNET?
Are you wearing an Easter bonnet?
With pretty flowers upon it
What I lovely sight to behold
It must be tiresome to be told
So let me write a pretty sonnet
For the girl in the Easter bonnet
ARE YOU WEARING EASTER DRAWERS?
Are you wearing Easter drawers?
I would like a look at yours
I bet a pound to a penny
You’re not wearing any
There we have it at last
You are as I thought bare arsed
Of course it makes you look loose
Even if you have an excuse
What goes thru your head Meg
We’re not hiding that kind of egg
ARE YOU WEARING EASTER HOSIERY?
Are you wearing Easter hosiery?
Phwor are you going to let me see
Oh how they cling to the shape of you
I would like to cling to them too
Oh yes I like them very much
Perhaps I might have a touch
Oh you are a proper tease
Would you let me if I said please?
ARE YOU WEARING EASTER KNICKERS?
Are you wearing Easter knickers?
Is that appropriate for vicars
Just kneel upon this hassock
While I rummage in your cassock
The bishop wouldn’t think it funny
My naughty little Easter bunny
ARE YOU WEARING EASTER TIGHTS? # 1
Are you wearing Easter tights?
Oh how they are exciting me
Adorned with an Easter egg motif
What an egg hunt this will be
ARE YOU WEARING EASTER TIGHTS? # 2
Are you wearing Easter tights?
Adorned with a appropriate motif
Well if those long festive limbs
Decorated with an Easter motif
Were to entwine about me
Then my resistant would be brief
ARE YOU WEARING EASTER STOCKINGS? # 2
Are you wearing Easter stockings?
With a bunny rabbit motif
Along those long festive garlands
How I wish to trace each relief
Along each luscious limber leg
An ascent exquisitely brief
To reach the special Easter gift
Beyond the bunny rabbit motif
Wednesday, 21 March 2012
ARE YOU WEARING? # 14
ARE YOU WEARING PRIESTLY GARMENTS?
Are you wearing priestly garments?
How good you look in your vestments
Can you share any indiscretions?
That you hear during confessions
Oh what a shame you cannot share
I would like to be a fly in there
But what torture it must truly be
Having taken a vow of celibacy
And denying yourself the pleasures,
Of plundering earthly treasures
Only to sit each day in confessions
Listening to others sinful discretions
ARE YOU WEARING PROTECTION?
Are you wearing protection?
It may have been a wise selection
Not that I’m some kind of Lolita
It’s just that I’m a messy eater
ARE YOU WEARING A SOMBRERO?
Are you wearing a sombrero?
Have you been somewhere in the sun?
I was told you were in Cahoots
I didn’t believe it for a second hon.
I told them you can’t go there alone
You have to be there with someone.
ARE YOU WEARING A PITH HELMET
Are you wearing a pith helmet?
Oh the great white hunter yet
But that’s just a pose you strike
Great white tin opener more like
ARE YOU WEARING SUNNIES?
Are you wearing sunnie’s?
Oh dear you do look funny
I almost didn’t recognize you honey
You’re spending the week incognito?
Oh how lovely I’ve always wanted to go
But no one recognizes you though
ARE YOU WEARING A SCARY SCOWL?
Are you wearing a scary scowl?
And now you’re doing the growl
Am I supposed to throw in the towel?
You evil troll you cause me no fear
Back to your bridge do you hear
Your powers are useless here
ARE YOU WEARING CRUSHED VELVET?
Are you wearing crushed velvet?
Our curtains are a similar shade of anisette
I would like to be amidst the folds of velvet
Could I have a peak beneath the pelmet?
ARE YOU WEARING A GRIN?
Are you wearing a grin?
Oh you’re playing stupid agin
And why not you do always win
ARE YOU WEARING FRUIT?
Are you wearing fruit?
It doesn’t really suit
And there is a lesson
In there though my son
Never let 3 year old Joe?
Hold a ripe tomato
ARE YOU WEARING A SHORTY NIGHTIE?
Are you wearing a Shorty nightie?
No you don’t look at all flighty
You’re my goddess of love Aphrodite
And my desire for you is mighty
So lay back and think of blighty
Are you wearing priestly garments?
How good you look in your vestments
Can you share any indiscretions?
That you hear during confessions
Oh what a shame you cannot share
I would like to be a fly in there
But what torture it must truly be
Having taken a vow of celibacy
And denying yourself the pleasures,
Of plundering earthly treasures
Only to sit each day in confessions
Listening to others sinful discretions
ARE YOU WEARING PROTECTION?
Are you wearing protection?
It may have been a wise selection
Not that I’m some kind of Lolita
It’s just that I’m a messy eater
ARE YOU WEARING A SOMBRERO?
Are you wearing a sombrero?
Have you been somewhere in the sun?
I was told you were in Cahoots
I didn’t believe it for a second hon.
I told them you can’t go there alone
You have to be there with someone.
ARE YOU WEARING A PITH HELMET
Are you wearing a pith helmet?
Oh the great white hunter yet
But that’s just a pose you strike
Great white tin opener more like
ARE YOU WEARING SUNNIES?
Are you wearing sunnie’s?
Oh dear you do look funny
I almost didn’t recognize you honey
You’re spending the week incognito?
Oh how lovely I’ve always wanted to go
But no one recognizes you though
ARE YOU WEARING A SCARY SCOWL?
Are you wearing a scary scowl?
And now you’re doing the growl
Am I supposed to throw in the towel?
You evil troll you cause me no fear
Back to your bridge do you hear
Your powers are useless here
ARE YOU WEARING CRUSHED VELVET?
Are you wearing crushed velvet?
Our curtains are a similar shade of anisette
I would like to be amidst the folds of velvet
Could I have a peak beneath the pelmet?
ARE YOU WEARING A GRIN?
Are you wearing a grin?
Oh you’re playing stupid agin
And why not you do always win
ARE YOU WEARING FRUIT?
Are you wearing fruit?
It doesn’t really suit
And there is a lesson
In there though my son
Never let 3 year old Joe?
Hold a ripe tomato
ARE YOU WEARING A SHORTY NIGHTIE?
Are you wearing a Shorty nightie?
No you don’t look at all flighty
You’re my goddess of love Aphrodite
And my desire for you is mighty
So lay back and think of blighty
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