You eat wisely
And you exercise daily
Then die anyway
You eat wisely
And you exercise daily
Then die anyway
I remember my wish was to change
The World when I was a
young man
Now that I’m old my
wish has changed
And I want to change the
young if I can
You mustn’t let ageing get you down
Its something you just
have to face
And let’s not forget
how hard it was
Getting yourself up in
the first place
I sat down on a park bench
So, I could pull up my
socks
Sadly, I wasn’t wearing
any
God getting old really
sucks
Long after needing bifocals and hearing aids
We still make love in
the silent gloom
The only difference
being that during the act
It would be difficult
to tell with whom
Are you wearing old man clothes?
Why for pity sake old pal
Growing old is mandatory.
But growing up is optional
You know that you have
Become an older chap
When your “happy hour”
Is spent taking a nap
Old age is like being in a plane
Flying through a typhoon
Because once you’re on
board
There is nothing you
can do
I have a Universal Remote control
Which I have had for
quite a while
But I tried for ages
to turn on the Radio
It turned out I was
using my mobile
I’m officially old, as I don’t need
To become a narcotics
enthusiast
Because I can get the
same effect
Simply by standing up
too fast
Are you wearing grownup clothes?
No! My youth is not done
Growing up is for trees
You know you’re getting old
When you’ve been on
hold
For so long to a
utility supplier
That you forgot what
you called for
Are you wearing your best suit?
Well I am surprised at
it to be true
Because you’re now at
an age when
I think I must really be getting old
And I don’t mean just
a little bit
Because my car has the
ability
To move itself from where
I parked it
I am defiantly getting old
And I am not alright
with that
So, when I’m asked my
age
I say I’m forty nine plus
vat
When they finally reach old age
Men chase golf balls
Because they’re too
old to chase
Anything else at all
I’m not interested in retirement,
It’s not what I want
to pursue
Listening to my
arteries hardening
As I sit and attempt
to do Sudoku
Now I have reached old age
And in the Autumn of
my days
Except for the odd
heart attack
I feel as young as I always
You know you have reached old age
When name badges are obligatory
At any and all family
gatherings,
Sunday Lunch and
holidays especially
You are getting old when
Financial crises don’t
drive you to tears
For the simple reason
your hairline
Has been in recession
for years