WHILE EAVES DROPPING IN THE VESTRY

 

While eaves dropping in the vestry

I heard mention of a blasphemy palaver

Or so I thought, but it turned out

That the vicar said raspberry pavlova

ARE YOU WEARING A BOB?

 

Are you wearing your hair in a bob?

I think they’ve done a good job

It makes you look like a flapper

No, I didn’t say you were a slapper

From the roaring twenties, a party girl

No, I didn’t say you were a tarty girl

Instead of having your hair cut short

In order to prevent any auditory, distort

And to stop you miss hearing things

You should have had your ears syringed

A FARE HEARING

 

My friend just returned from America

Where he had undergone surgery

To have a hearing aid implant fitted

And he was telling me about it excitedly

 

He said it was space age, state of the art

Twenty thousand dollars and worth every dime

I asked about the battery, “What type is it”?

He said I think it’s a little after nine