ARE YOU WEARING A BOB?

 

Are you wearing your hair in a bob?

I think they’ve done a good job

It makes you look like a flapper

No, I didn’t say you were a slapper

From the roaring twenties, a party girl

No, I didn’t say you were a tarty girl

Instead of having your hair cut short

In order to prevent any auditory, distort

And to stop you miss hearing things

You should have had your ears syringed