HALLOWEEN IS A CONTEST

 

For my friends and I, Halloween is a contest

And I go all out to beat them all

This year I dressed my dog up as a cat

But now he won’t come when I call

A HOLIDAY DECEPTION # 1

 

I pretend to be someone I’m not

Just to receive something sweet

Which could be for Halloween

Or for a Valentine’s Day treat

A STRESSED-OUT MOTHER AND HER CHILD

 

A stressed-out mother and her child

Went into the fancy dress shop

Rushing around from pillar to post

Without a moments pause or stop

“Here try this one” the mother said

Grabbing a Devils suit in a whirl

Her six year old daughter retorted

“I don’t want it, I’m not an evil girl”

DAMIEN DUCK WAS DRESSED UP

 

Damien Duck was dressed up

For the Halloween extravaganza

And went to the Halloween party

As Vampire Count Quackula

ONCE I SAW A VAMPIRE

 

Once I saw a vampire,

Dressed in familiar attire

My instinct was to run

But he looked quite done

As he was old and tired

So, I assumed he was retired

And was sure it was safe

So, I waved to the Vampire

ARE YOU WEARING HALLOWEEN SPATS?

 

Are you wearing Halloween spats?

Well, I don’t like them much

But I have to admit that the spatter

Of blood is a very nice touch