I AM FAT AND MY GOAL IS TO SLIM DOWN

 

I am fat and my goal is to slim down

To a healthy weight that my heart can afford

But for now, my ambition is to put

Half a box of chocolates back in the cupboard

SWEET MYSTERY

For Valentines Day
My husband, so sweet
Bought hand made chocolates
For me as a treat
In a flower covered box
Came the delicious confection
But I am at a loss to answer
A most curious question
How can two pounds of chocs
So delicious on the lips
Manage in just one night
To put 5lbs on my hips