WE WENT TO A FANCY DRESS PARTY # 2

 

We went to a fancy dress party

With a Hogwarts theme

There was me and my girlfriend

And her twin sister Irene

 

However, after a drink or two

Alcohol caused a bit of a hitch

As with twin witches I couldn’t

Tell which witch was which

MY KIDS LOVE HALLOWEEN

 

My kids love Halloween

And not just trick or treat

We play lots of games

Especially Hide and Shriek

THE MODERN DAY WITCH

 

The modern day witch

Performs her manoeuvre

Flying across the sky

On a household hoover

ARE YOU WEARING A DRACULA OUTFIT?

 

Are you wearing a Dracula outfit?

Well, I promise not to put up a fight

And at the end of the Halloween party

I will let you have more than bite

DOUBLE, DOUBLE, TOIL AND TROUBLE

 

Double, double, toil and trouble

Fire burn and cauldron bubble

Shake it shake it at the double

Don’t drink much or you’re in trouble

THEY MAY LOOK CUTE AND SWEET

 

They may look cute and sweet

They may look smart and dandy

But they’re vicious little monsters

Who’ll rob you of all your candy

ARE YOU WEARING BLACK VELVET?

 

Are you wearing black velvet?

You look like the Black Queen

That’s so fitting for the season

I really do love Halloween

WHAT TO GIVE ON HALLOWEEN

 

What to give on Halloween?

Is a no brainer in the end     

Because everyone knows

Demons are a ghoul's best friend

IT’S NOT MY FAVOURITE HOLIDAY

 

It’s not my favourite holiday

And although opinions vary

I do really love Halloween

As I can eat, drink and be scary

IT WAS SO BIG AND ROUND

It was so big and round

Like a big orange bumpkin

It was a fat Jack-O-Lantern

Carved out of a plumpkin 

WALKING ABROAD I SPIED

 

Walking abroad I spied

A withered limping Goblin

He didn’t scare me at all

As he was only a hoblin goblin

RED EYE

 

In all the photos of her

She was terribly Red Eyed

I thought it was the camera

But no matter how I tried

I couldn’t get a good shot

But it wasn’t a lack of skill

Or any technical fault

It turned out she was evil

TWO WITCHES LIVED TOGETHER

 

Two witches lived together

When they were in the states

But there was nothing going on

They were just Broommates

ARE YOU WEARING A HALLOWEEN OUTFIT?

Are you wearing a Halloween outfit?

Well, you really do look good in it

And it doesn’t look risqué, not a bit

It’s a really cracking little outfit

Though all the emphasis is on the fit

DIVIDE THE CIRCUMFERENCE

 

Divide the circumference

Of a Pumpkin by

Its diameter, and you

Will get Pumpkin Pi

SHE MAY BE A WITCH

 

She may be a witch

And she may do spells

Which sounds like poetry

As far as anyone tells

So just beware of

Unnatural smells

Or you’ll fall victim

To one of her spells

ARE YOU WEARING A WITCH’S OUTFIT?

 

Are you wearing a witch’s outfit?

Does it come with all the kit?

The shoes and cloak and hat

Striped stockings and all that

Then ply me with your potion

And realize your every notion

HELLO SEXY HALLOWEEN GIRL

 

Hello sexy Halloween girl

Just one look at you

And how my old heart beats

 

So, tell me sexy Halloween girl

That you have no tricks for me

But you will give me some treats

HELLO DARLING HALLOWEEN GIRL

 

Hello darling Halloween girl

With your bag half full of sweets

I hope you have no tricks for me

If I top up your bag with treats

SPIRITUOUS

 

Pursuing phantoms

Came in the night

From hells realm

Making me take flight

 

I was so mortally scared

I needed a Bracer

And I quickly followed it

With a Chaser

 

Though spirituous liquors’

Have their merits

They were no defence

Against evil spirits