WHAT I SAW OF MY COUSIN

 

I pushed open the bathroom door

And there before me stood

My young cousin towelling off

So I looked away as soon as I could

 

I quickly told her I was sorry and

I saw nothing which wasn’t quite true

I did see her ample breasts

But didn’t see a nipple or two

 

I often recall that morning

Being a man of simple pleasures

When I got to see her chest

But didn’t glimpse her treasures