ALPHABETICALLY DESCRIBED

 

After fifty years of married life

And after being prompted by his wife

A husband set out to describe her

And this was what he said of her

 

"You're A, B, C, D, E, F,

G, H, I, J, K, L." He said sweetly
“And what does that mean?”

She asked suspiciously

 

"Adorable, Beautiful,

Cuddly, Delightful,

Elegant, Fragrant,

Generous, Heaven-sent.”

 

"Oh, that's so lovely

What about I, J, K and L?"
"I'm Just Kidding Love!" He laughed

And she made his eye swell