THE BIKER AND THE PRETTY MISS

 

A big tattooed hairy biker

Noticed as he was riding by

A girl stood on the ledge,

Of a bridge way up high.

The biker stopped his bike

And asked the girl why

She was stood on the ledge

“I’m going to jump” was her reply

He shook his head in disbelief

That she would want to die

So, he made her a proposition

Before you commit suicide

Give me a kiss, pretty miss

Give me a kiss as your goodbye

The little miss agreed to the kiss

A kiss to be remembered by

So, the biker and the pretty miss

Engaged in a kiss of goodbye

An embrace of passionate fire

That seemed to lift them up high

When it was over, and they parted

The biker said “my oh my oh my

That was the best kiss I ever had

And you want to commit suicide why?

You can kiss so well, what a waste

Tell me why, do you want to die?”

“That’s easy, my parents don’t like me

Dressing as a girl,” she replied