DEBBIE

 

I went out with a Debbie once

But most men of my generation

Have been out with a Debbie

It was hard to avoid any association

 

It was because of Debbie Reynolds

The actress from America

She was in “Singing in the Rain”

You know, Carrie Fishers Mother

 

They were hard to avoid anyway

They came in all shapes and sizes

Some were full of port and lemon

Some were full of surprises

 

But don’t think the name made

Debbie’s different to any other

I’m just bitter because my Debbie

Went off with my brother