Saturday, 4 September 2021

Uncanny Tales – (016) What’s Yours Called?

 

Most people if pressed would not admit to giving a name to an inanimate object, especially men.

Well I can tell you now that 90% of them would be lying and the rest probably didn’t understand the question.

The commonest object, by some distance, to be endowed with a pet name, is the car and more often than not it will be a feminine name.

This is because we perceive that a cars personality is inherently female.

The reasons for this are quite obvious when you think about it, because they are high maintenance and expensive to keep, they’re unpredictable, temperamental, they only respond when you speak nicely to them and you need to endlessly accessorize.

For my part I have a dark blue Ford Fiesta which I bought brand new and I call her Abby and I did this because it was the Abbey National who loaned me the money to buy her.

 

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