I can remember a time
In the dim and distant
past
When you could boast
To your friends and
neighbours
That you were the
proud user
Of the British Gas
five star,
All singing all
dancing,
Central heating and boiler
cover
Which was akin to
saying
You had a Rolls Royce
Parked in your garage
Such was its superior
quality
Of course that was a world
away
In in different
century
Now having British Gas
homecare
Is the equivalent to
owning,
A 1983 Skoda
I can remember a time
In
the dim and distant past
When
you could boast
To
your friends and neighbours
That
you were the proud user
Of
the British Gas five star,
All
singing all dancing,
Central
heating and boiler cover
Which
was akin to saying
You
had a Rolls Royce
Parked
in your garage
Such
was its superior quality
Of
course, that was a world away
In
in different century
Now
having British Gas homecare
Is
the equivalent to owning,
A
1983 Skoda
