Thursday, 15 April 2021

NOSTALGIA AINT WHAT IT USED TO BE

 

We all think that when we were young the sun shone

23 hours a day

Not altogether true

But things always look better looking back

For example, we didn’t have to endure

TV ads for sanitary products and pantie liners

Thrush medicine or hemorrhoid cream

We only had the three TV channels which was enough

And there was no such thing as daytime telly

And the network shut down at 10.30

So, we knew when to go to bed

The soap of the day was Peyton Place

For the kids Noggin the Nog

Mr. Pastry or the Wombles

Captain Pugwash with seaman stains

And Roger the cabin boy

Comedy like Sykes, the Good Life

And Morecambe and Wise

Sid and Hattie in the Carry On’s

Grasshopper in Kung Fu

Land of the giants, Blake’s Seven and Dr Who

You could still watch sport on terrestrial

With Grandstand on the Beeb

And on ITV, Dickie Davis on world of sport

In the music world the Rolling Stones

Were closer to puberty than senility

The first record I bought was good news week

By Hedgehoppers Anonymous

You could buy LP’s, singles and audio cassettes

Even 8 track though not very long lived

Petrol was only five bob a gallon

While beer was just 10p a pint

Penny chews and sweets in a jar

Treats, opal fruits and spangles

Oh, for the time when gay still meant happy

And everyone wore a ticka ticka Timex

When we all wanted to be in love

Like Celia Johnson and Trevor Howard in “brief encounter”

Or be suave and debonair just like Fred Astaire

And dance with panache and savoir fare

When Bette said “Gerry let’s not ask for the moon we already have the stars”

It’s not that I’m a cup half empty kind of guy

But things do look better looking back

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