An embarrassed young man visited his GP
As
he had a problem when he went to pee
The
man explained when he went to tinkle
That
he tended in fact to rather sprinkle
On
examination of the man’s instrument
The
doctor realized what the man meant
He
found holes all along the length of it
Which
would certainly make it leak a bit
The
man enquired if it would get better
The
doctor just scribbled a referral letter
He
asked “is it to a Harley street specialist”
The
doctor replied “no it’s to a clarinetist”
The
man was stunned at the recommendation
And
seeing him puzzled at his suggestion
The
doctor said, “he specializes in beginners
And
will tell you where to put your fingers”
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