A Little Bit Of Humour # 95

ARE YOU WEARING A TANK TOP?

Are you wearing a tank top?
Someone should’ve yelled stop
I know charity shops are thrifty
But it’s was dated in nineteen fifty

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 344

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
And the trains were delayed for hours

ARE YOU WEARING GOGGLES?

Are you wearing goggles?
Well the mind simply boggles
I’m sorry about the giggles
But you do look like Biggles

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 336

There was a farmer,
Had a dog,
And Bingo was his name-o
A foolish name for a dog
But he loves it a Lotto

ARE YOU WEARING A TIN HAT?

Are you wearing a tin hat?
What kind of headgear is that?
Are you wearing it because, because
You’re off to see the Wizard of Oz

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 345

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
But what I really want to know is how
He got up there in the first place

ARE YOU WEARING EXTENSIONS?

Are you wearing extensions?
Well I hesitate to mention
The extensions to your hair
Don’t really attach down there

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 352

Three wise men of Gotham
This is something of a choker
When it turns out that they are
Penguin, Riddler and the joker

ARE YOU WEARING A TUX?

Are you wearing a tux?
Urgh that thing really sucks
It’s starting to disconcert
It’s a Tux printed on a t-shirt

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 346

As I was going by Charing Cross
The station was closed of course
And a sign said outside of the station
A replacement bus service is in operation