A Little Bit Of Humour # 94

ARE YOU WEARING NOVELTY GLASSES?

Are you wearing novelty glasses?
Did you buy them as a kind of remedy?
Well if nothing else they should
Improve your observational comedy

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 342

Doctor Foster
Went to Gloucester,
Because he liked a rhyme

IF YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE + 1 CHANNELS

If you are going to have + 1 channels
There should be a – 1 for the viewer
Which would automatically erase anything
You may have recorded in error

SNAGS IS AN ACRONYM

SNAGS is an acronym
For “Sensitive New Age Guy’s”
But don’t all men come with snags?
Just like turds come with flies

ARE YOU WEARING DENIM SHORTS?

Are you wearing denim shorts?
They are cheeky by all reports
The Denim certainly comes up short
You must get some bawdy retorts

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 338

Baa, baa, black sheep,
Have you any wool?
Yes, sir, yes, sir,
Three bags full;
I can’t get rid of the bloody stuff

ARE YOU WEARING A COCKTAIL DRESS?

Are you wearing a cocktail dress?
And drinking cocktails at the same time
You do know that wearing one without
Drinking the other isn’t actually a crime

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 343

Hot cross buns!
Hot cross buns!
I don’t care if they’re
One a penny,
Its only January

ARE YOU WEARING SNOWSHOES?

Are you wearing snowshoes?
Blimey those things cost a packet
Hang on after closer inspection
Your snowshoe is a tennis racket

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 337

As I was going to St. Ives,
The car broke down
On the A30 at Redruth
Then I met a man with seven wives,
Which put all my problems
Into perspective