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21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 202

Mary, Mary quite contrary
This is what I want to know
With an Adams apple
And the razors dapple
Are you really a girl, yes or no?

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 203

Rub-a-dub-dub,
Margarine in a tub,
Without any butter the table is bare
The crumpets, the muffins,
Bread from the loaf tins
They all need to be buttered thick
For the most satisfyingly simple fare

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 204

Rub-a-dub-dub,
Thanks for the grub,
Without the Lord no one would care
The father the son
And the spiritual one
The guardian angels of heavens host
They all make sure the tables not bare

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 205

Rub-a-dub-dub,
Three men in a Pub,
And how do you think they got there?
The butcher, the baker,
The candlestick-maker,
They can’t remember to tell the truth
And to be honest they don’t really care

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 206

The fair maid who, the first of May
Goes to the fields at break of day,
And picks strawberries ripe and juicy
Isn’t a native of this country

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 207

The King of France went up the hill
With twenty thousand men;
The King of France came down the hill,
As it was coffee time again

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 208

The man in the moon came tumbling down
And asked his way to Norwich;
You should have gone to Specsavers
Said a cheeky man from Ipswich

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 209

The man in the wilderness asked me
“How many strawberries grew in the sea”
I answered him, as I thought fit,
Leave me alone you annoying little shit

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 210

There was a fat man of Bombay,
Who was smoking one sunshiny day,
When a government lackey
Confiscated all his backy
And fined the fat man of Bombay

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 211

There was a jolly miller once
Lived on the river Dee;
He worked and sang from morn till night,
And that was really annoying to me

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 212

There was a little boy and a little girl,
Lived in an alley;
Says the little boy to the little girl,
"How about it Sally?"

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 213

There was a man in Thessaly,
And he was wondrous wise,
He helped us and we wouldn’t have found
That sports bar otherwise

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 214

There was a monkey
Climbed up a tree;
No it’s the boy from next door,
Silly me

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 215

Little Tommy Tittlemouse
Lived in a little house;
And his missus
Made him wash the dishes

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 216

Mary had a pretty bird,
Plumage bright and yellow,
Slender legs, upon this bird
Mary didn’t need a fellow

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 217

Bessie Bell and Mary Gray,
They were two bonnie lasses:
They built their house upon the lea,
And were visited by flashers

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 218

There was an old wife
Who did eat an apple;
But she spat it out,
“Bloody Golden Delicious”