I’M A GRADUATE OF YALE
I’m a graduate of Yale
A name you can trust
Though I am not elitist
I can still do Chubb if I must
EINSTEIN A GO-GO # 2
The special theory of relativity
So I was led to believe
Meant if you went with a 2nd cousin
She could safely conceive
THE PRICE OF BEAUTY PRODUCTS
The price of beauty products
Have gone through the roof
What a rip off they really are
Try waxing strips if you need proof
THE LOCAL AM-DRAM GROUP
The local Am-Dram group
Is presenting Hamlet presently
And sadly I have been invited
To attend this particular tragedy
THE TENNIS SWING
The dour Scot lost the first two sets
And the outcome looked a pretty safe bet
But the plucky Brit fought back to level
Only for the Scot to return in the final set
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