When we sit down to Christmas dinner
I’m relieved and feel
incredibly grateful
Because annoying
relatives speak less
During the meal as
their mouths are full
When we sit down to Christmas dinner
I’m relieved and feel
incredibly grateful
Because annoying
relatives speak less
During the meal as
their mouths are full
One of Santa’s Reindeer
Is truly quite
obnoxious
And you’ll have
guessed
Its RUDEolph of course
Christmas isn't about having the biggest tree
Or having the most
Christmas lights on view
Nor is it all the
treats or gifts beneath the tree
What nationality is Santa Claus?
Is the question asked
most-est
Well he doesn’t really
have one
But North Polish would
be closest
Surely there should be a law
To punish those who
play
Christmas music, two
months
Before Thanksgiving
Day
My mum gave me a gift and the receipt,
Like she did every
single year before
Then I could take it
back if I didn’t like it,
So actually, what she
gets me is a chore
Twas the night before Christmas
And all thru the gaff
There were cheap tacky
decs
That looked really
Naff