ARE YOU WEARING A CHRISTMAS SWEATER?

 

Are you wearing a Christmas sweater?

Well, this season just keeps on getting better

It’s not that I like novelty knitwear

But I can ogle your chest and you won’t care

A CAROL FOR THE 21ST CENTURY – RUDOLPH THE RED NOSED REINDEER

 

Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer, had a very shiny nose,
And if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows,
All of the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names,
They never let poor Rudolph join in any reindeer games.
(Now I don’t want you to think it was because he was a freak

The simple truth is Rudolph was a really anti social little bastard)

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 178

 

Father Christmas, Father Christmas,

Left his bag, Left his bag;

Up beside the chimney,

Up beside the chimney;

What a drag, what a drag.

CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS

 

Celebrate Christmas

With Christ, in his house

With his love in your heart

You can’t celebrate him

In a pub, or in gluttony and avarice

At the shopping mall

THE CHRISTMAS ORNAMENTS

 

When first you hear

A seasonal refrain

You know its time

To climb the ladder again

Up to the attic

Amongst the dust

To find the box

That is a must.

Where your heart will lift

At its very sight

And when in hand

You’ll grip it tight

Such is its precious nature

A box of magic

Of which its loss

Would be so tragic

For so special are

The boxes contents

Because this box

Contains the ornaments

That will grace the tree

And each trinket and angel

Every bell and bauble

Has a special tale to tell

For every ornament

That hangs upon the tree

Holds its own

Christmas memory

NEW BABY AT CHRISTMAS

 

Oh, how our hearts melted

When you were born

A gift to us from God

Given on Christmas morn

CHRISTMAS ARRIVAL

 

So, what should we name you?

On such an auspicious day

It must be a fitting name

And chosen in a respectful way

 

We couldn’t name you Jesus

That just wouldn’t fit

You couldn’t go thru life

Named Jesus Schmitt

And anyway, you’re a girl

So, we named you Kit