Wednesday 31 July 2024

SNOWMEN REALLY LIKE CAKE

 

Snowmen really like cake

Which isn’t surprising

They don’t have a favourite

But they like thick icing

SNOWMEN EAT BREAKFAST # 1

 

Snowmen eat breakfast

Let’s make no mistakes

And their favourite dish

Is a bowl of snowflakes

SNOWMEN EAT BREAKFAST # 2

 

Snowmen eat breakfast

But never Potato Rösti’s

Their dish of choice

Is just a bowl of Frosties

SNOWMEN FOR BREAKFAST

 

Snowmen for breakfast

Eat pancakes of course

Their topping of choice,

Has to be Chilly sauce!

 

WATCH OUT IN TRANSYLVANIA

 

Watch out in Transylvania

Because the snowmen

Will, given the chance,

Give you a nasty frostbite

Tuesday 30 July 2024

MEDICAL SALAD

 

He has celery sticking out of his left ear,

And lettuce sticking out of the right,

Ans asked the doctor what was wrong

The doctor says, “you're not eating right.”

I THREW MY ROOT BEER

 

I threw my root beer

Straight in the bin

Because Dr Pepper

Is like fizzy Benylin