5TH CENTURY IRELAND

 

In 5th century Ireland:

St. Patrick decreed

Women can propose

Marriage to a single man

On February 29th

13TH CENTURY SCOTLAND

 

In 13th century Scotland:

A law passed fining men

For refusing proposals

If they are an eligible man

On February 29th

LENT ABSTINENCE

 

This time of year is significant

For what Lent represents

But I didn’t know what to forsake

So I’ve given up abstinence

ROSES ARE FLOWERS

 

Roses are flowers

Violets are flowers

You’re allergic to flowers

Ooops my bad

ROSES ARE RED # 2

 

Roses are red

Apples are green

You are a cutie

And I’m really keen

ROSES ARE RED # 1

 

Roses are Red

But slightly cliché

So, I’ll just say

Happy Valentine’s Day

SHE WAS ALLERGIC TO FLOWERS

 

She was allergic to flowers

I wish she had said

Because I bought her roses

And now she’s dead