On Valentine’s Day
The valentine card said to the stamp
Stick with me and we'll go places!
While the farmer gave his wife
Hogs and kisses!
And the caveman gave his wife
Ughs and kisses!
Thursday, 10 August 2023
BE MY VALENTINES # 2
On Valentine’s Day
The chocolate syrup said to the ice cream
“I'm sweet on you!”
While the pencil said to the paper
“I dot my i's on you!”
And the light bulb asked his girlfriend
Do I mean a whole watt to you?”
MEDICINAL REJECTION
“I can't be your valentine
For medical reasons”
said Nick
“God is it serious?”
he asked
“No you just make me
sick”
IF YOU ARE A LOVER OF PUNS
If you are a lover of puns
Then on shrove Tuesday
There is only one
conclusion
And that that its
pun-cake day
IS IT PANCAKE DAY ALREADY?
Is it Pancake Day
Already? Oh dear
It’s really crêped up
On me this year
THE ORIGINS OF FAT TUESDAY
The origins of Fat Tuesday
Are Anglican and Catholic
But in our town Fat Tuesday
Is an overweight biker chic
THERE IS A VERY DISTINCT DIFFERENCE
There is a very distinct difference
Between Mardi Gras and
Fat Tuesday
The former is an
all-night party and
You wake up with the
latter the next day
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