During the thanksgiving holiday
From coast to coast
What do you call a
stuffed animal?
We call it a turkey roast
Wednesday, 9 August 2023
DURING THE THANKSGIVING HOLIDAY
THANKSGIVING DAY TURKEY
Bimbette was preparing
For Thanksgiving Day
One hour per pound
So the instructions
say
“One hundred and ten
Pound’s is what I
weigh”
Bimbette said and put
The Turkey on a baking
tray
And roasted the bird
For almost five days
ARE YOU WEARING A TURKEY SUIT?
Are you wearing a turkey suit?
I really love holiday
pranks
But you look like a
total arse
And for that I give thanks
THERE IS A SPECIAL PLACE
There is a special place
In hell for people
that play
Any Christmas music
NEW YEARS RESOLUTION # 3
I was divorced from my wife
Due to my serial
infidelity
And found myself in
bed
With a girl called
Felicity
It was on New Year’s
Day
When she asked me
“Did you make a
resolution?
What was it? Go on
tell me”
I replied “Not to be
unfaithful
Ever again to my
chosen mate”
“How’s that going?”
she asked
“Ask me after our
second date”
NEW YEARS IS JUST AN EXCUSE
New Years is just an excuse
For girls to dress inappropriately
And that’s why New
Years
Is the best holiday
for me
MY NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTION
My New Year’s resolution
And my reasoning is
sound
And that is to get in
shape,
In the end, I chose
round
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