Twas the night before Christmas
And all thru the gaff
There were cheap tacky
decs
That looked really
Naff
Sunday, 6 August 2023
TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS # 19
Saturday, 5 August 2023
BLACK FRIDAY IS AN ODD ACTIVITY
Black Friday is an odd activity, dripping with irony,
For people who, from
the moment they open the door
Will fight tooth and
claw over materialistic things
That the day after
celebrating all they were thankful for
THERE IS KNOWLEDGE I NEED TO KNOW # 12
There is knowledge I need to know
And
I really need to know it soon
Such
as how the pipers can tell
When
their bagpipes are out of tune
THE FEAST DAY OF SAINT ANDREW
The feast day of Saint Andrew
Is Scotland’s National Day
When the Scottish people
Celebrate Saint Andrew's Day
IS THERE ANYTHING WORN UNDER THE KILT?
Is there anything worn under the kilt?
An old lady asked Mr
Lauder?
“No Madam there is not”
he replied
“Everything is in
perfect working order”
CELEBRATING BLACK FRIDAY
I can say that this year I will be
Celebrating Black
Friday
By completely ignoring
it
Which is in my
traditional way
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