Showing posts with label St Andrew. Show all posts
Showing posts with label St Andrew. Show all posts

Saturday 5 August 2023

THERE IS KNOWLEDGE I NEED TO KNOW # 12

 

There is knowledge I need to know

And I really need to know it soon

Such as how the pipers can tell

When their bagpipes are out of tune

THE FEAST DAY OF SAINT ANDREW

 

The feast day of Saint Andrew

Is Scotland’s National Day

When the Scottish people

Celebrate Saint Andrew's Day

ARE YOU WEARING A THISTLE?

 

Are you wearing a thistle?

Scotland’s floral emblem

A prickly little symbol

Displayed out of patriotism

IS THERE ANYTHING WORN UNDER THE KILT?

 

Is there anything worn under the kilt?

An old lady asked Mr Lauder?

“No Madam there is not” he replied

“Everything is in perfect working order”

Tuesday 29 November 2022

ARE YOU WEARING A TARTAN SKIRT?

 

Are you wearing a Tartan skirt?

And what’s above your socks?

If I were able to take a look

I could maybe see the Trossachs

Friday 26 November 2021