There is knowledge I need to know
And
I really need to know it soon
Such
as how the pipers can tell
When
their bagpipes are out of tune
There is knowledge I need to know
And
I really need to know it soon
Such
as how the pipers can tell
When
their bagpipes are out of tune
The feast day of Saint Andrew
Is Scotland’s National Day
When the Scottish people
Celebrate Saint Andrew's Day
Is there anything worn under the kilt?
An old lady asked Mr
Lauder?
“No Madam there is not”
he replied
“Everything is in
perfect working order”
Are you wearing a Tartan skirt?
And what’s above your
socks?
If I were able to take
a look
I could maybe see the
Trossachs
There is knowledge I need to know
And I really need to
know it soon
Such as how the pipers
can tell
When their bagpipes
are out of tune