There is knowledge I need to know
And
I really need to know it soon
Such
as how the pipers can tell
When
their bagpipes are out of tune
Saturday, 5 August 2023
THERE IS KNOWLEDGE I NEED TO KNOW # 12
THE FEAST DAY OF SAINT ANDREW
The feast day of Saint Andrew
Is Scotland’s National Day
When the Scottish people
Celebrate Saint Andrew's Day
IS THERE ANYTHING WORN UNDER THE KILT?
Is there anything worn under the kilt?
An old lady asked Mr
Lauder?
“No Madam there is not”
he replied
“Everything is in
perfect working order”
CELEBRATING BLACK FRIDAY
I can say that this year I will be
Celebrating Black
Friday
By completely ignoring
it
Which is in my
traditional way
THERE IS ONLY ONE THING THAT FLIES FASTER
There is only one thing that flies faster
Than stock off the
shelves on Black Friday
And that is the
endless flash of white
Of till receipt as the
customers pay
I THINK BLACK FRIDAY
I think Black Friday
Is an appropriate name
It’s not a happy event
It’s like the Hunger
Games
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