Is there anything worn under the kilt?
An old lady asked Mr
Lauder?
“No Madam there is not”
he replied
“Everything is in
perfect working order”
Is there anything worn under the kilt?
An old lady asked Mr
Lauder?
“No Madam there is not”
he replied
“Everything is in
perfect working order”
I can say that this year I will be
Celebrating Black
Friday
By completely ignoring
it
Which is in my
traditional way
There is only one thing that flies faster
Than stock off the
shelves on Black Friday
And that is the
endless flash of white
Of till receipt as the
customers pay
I think Black Friday
Is an appropriate name
It’s not a happy event
It’s like the Hunger
Games
The day after Thanksgiving
Is known as
"Black Friday"
Because it matches the
mood
Of unhappy shoppers
that day
What do the well fed shoppers eat
Among the throng on
Black Friday?
Obviously they gorge
themselves
On leftovers from Thanksgiving Day