THE BRIBING OF GUIDES ON EVEREST

The bribing of guides on Everest

Is something of a scandal

As it appears there has been

Corruption at the highest level

LIFE IS A ROLLERCOASTER

 

We had such a lousy day

At the theme park,

In fact, it was a disaster

So, we bought the photo

Of a different family

As they rode the rollercoaster

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 445

 

Mary wore a little skirt

With a split right up the back

And everywhere Mary went

She really took some flak

THE CROWBAR

 

It is a little-known fact, that before

They discovered the crowbar

It was necessary for the crows

To go to the woods to have a jar

I ONCE GOT THROWN OUT OF BIRD WORLD

 

I once got thrown out of Bird World

It was the first expulsion I’d had

And it was for making a parrot giggle

It was polly tickle correctness gone mad

THERE WERE NO EGGS

There were no eggs

At all today at Lidl’s

As all the hens now

Identify as cockerels

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 444

Mary wore a little skirt

With a split right up the front

And everywhere Mary went

The view caused an affront