Thomas the tank engine
Pulled out of Paddington
again
And the Bear said
I like getting the
early train
Wednesday, 19 July 2023
PEPPA PIG IS VERY VERSATILE
Peppa Pig is very versatile
On Sundays is very nice
But also goes well
with
Gnocchi, pasta and
rice
DO YOU LIKE BUGS BUNNY?
Or maybe Peter Rabbit?
Floppsy, moppsy,
cottontail?
No, oh you like a
rampant rabbit
WHENEVER I HAVE ANY SPARE CASH
Whenever I have any spare cash
I give it all to
Charity
She appeals to me
everynight
On pay per view TV
I’VE JUST SEEN AN APPEAL ON TV
I’ve just seen an appeal on TV
The plight is so
unfair
Reuniting the
separated
Lids with the
tupperware
Tuesday, 18 July 2023
ARE YOU WEARING DENIM SHORTS?
Are you wearing denim shorts?
They are cheeky by all
reports
The Denim certainly
comes up short
You must get some bawdy
retorts
THERE IS KNOWLEDGE I NEED TO KNOW # 5
There is knowledge I need to know
Which will give me the
status of a king
Because I find myself
wondering
If a fish gets cramps
after eating
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