72 Miles From The Sea

Saturday, 15 July 2023

Phil Lynott was robbed by a Gypsy

And searched for him wide and far oh

He caught him and took him home

Now he keeps his Gypsy in a-jar-o

And here’s one to begin

Who put the Alphabet

In the order that it’s in?

There is knowledge I need to know

Which will put me in the box seat

In particular I just have to know

What the street value is, of a street?

Pythagoras would have beleived

Every triangle was a love triangle

Not simply because of the mathematics

But because he loved triangles

“I’ll say my prayers like mummy does”

He said and soon left his Gran was agog

“Oh God, oh God, oh please don’t stop

Oh God, oh Jesus, yes, yes, Oh my God

So, I try to imagine a world

Without a hypothetical situation

The price of prosthetic limbs,

Unless you opt for the peg,

Is absolutely astronomical,

They cost an arm and a leg